There seems to be a spike in scumbag trolls today.  Since it’s Christmas time, I’m in the mood to give the trolls some airtime.  Here’s your chance to take some shots at me / the Greedometers.



  • No swearing.
  • You must be original.
  • You must entertain me.
  • You must include the firm you work for.


You know you want to.  Let’s see what you’ve got.


Merry Christmas.  Happy Holidays. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Diwali. Happy Festivus.